Legg af sta� eftir 1 kls ni�ur til Stansted flugvallar, Vi� heyr�um � morgun � konu sem var � fyrsta fluginu � g�r og h�n haf�i � or�i a� �etta hef�i veri� f�nt og l�ktist �v� helst a� flj�ga me� Fluglei�um og ekkert � l�kingu vi� �a� sem GO var a� gera � fyrra. �g svaf eins og grj�t � n�tt � r�minu "OKKAR". Miki� var gott a� komast � �a�. �v�l�kt sem vi� dr�slum alltaf me� okkur af drasli, �g er viss um a� engin �j�� er jafn klikku� �egar kemur a� �essu hlutum. Enda var b�lstj�rinn or�laus �egar vi� opnu�um g�minn � g�rkv�ldi, vi� bara ruddum �t �r g�mnum � innkeyrsluna og sendu s��an b�lstj�rann � burtu, ve�ri� � g�rkv�ldi var fr�b�rt og vi� s�tum �ti � sm� stund til a� horfa � froska sem hoppu�u �arna � kringum okkur og kryppur sem "br�ku�u" � kv�ldh�minu. � dag er bl��a en s�larlaust. �g �tla� l�ta einn fylgja h�r me� Three Swedish men visited Copenhagen and decided to go to a bordello. They knocked on the door and the Madame opened. Madame: What do you want? Swedes: We want to come in. We are Swedish. Madame: How much money are you willing to spend here? Swedes: We have altogether 250 crones. Madame: 250 crones!! For that price you can f*ck each other! After saying this the Madame slammed the door shut. After about 15 minutes the same 3 Swedish guys knocked on the door again. Madame: Well, what do you want now? Swedes: Where can we pay?
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